I just love slash (humor, parody)
Lähetetty: Ma Marras 06, 2006 6:12 pm
Joskus ihmettelen, miksi järjettömimmät ajatukset tulevat aina viiden aikaan yöllä. Kyse on siis parodiasta, tämä on betaamaton ja kielioppivirheistä saatte syyttää koululaitosta.
I just love slash
I read it every night
I just love slash
There is some romance, angst and fight
Arrogant Haldir of Lorien is furious
Sweet Faramir is molested by his own dad
Readers will be most curious
The end of this story is not so bad
I just love slash
I can’t believe some pairs I´ve seen
I just love slash
Surprises will make it ever more keen
Have You find some funny stuff
With handsome Aladdin and his lamp
It is full of humor and fluff
Princess Jasmine is just a stupid vamp
I just love slash
It makes me feel so warm and happy
I just love slash
Sometimes the stories are quite sappy
Aziraphael is in love with Crowley
The pair is cute as hell
It´s innocent in a very hot way
When a devil loves his angel
I just love slash
It´s full of old and familar cliches
I just love slash
Even if my imagination is lacking some riches
Master Qui-Gon wants his Padawan
And I just can´t blame him
There aren´t hotter imp than young Obi-wan
Looking like a pleasure boy of Outer Rim
I just love slash
This must already be obvious
I just love slash
Some pairs are just so lucious
Remus is a werewolf needing some comfort
Because he he is so shy and serious
Luckily his suffering is going to be short
And now he is sleeping with Sirius
I just love slash
So please write it some more
I just love slash
And I will love You too
I just love slash
I read it every night
I just love slash
There is some romance, angst and fight
Arrogant Haldir of Lorien is furious
Sweet Faramir is molested by his own dad
Readers will be most curious
The end of this story is not so bad
I just love slash
I can’t believe some pairs I´ve seen
I just love slash
Surprises will make it ever more keen
Have You find some funny stuff
With handsome Aladdin and his lamp
It is full of humor and fluff
Princess Jasmine is just a stupid vamp
I just love slash
It makes me feel so warm and happy
I just love slash
Sometimes the stories are quite sappy
Aziraphael is in love with Crowley
The pair is cute as hell
It´s innocent in a very hot way
When a devil loves his angel
I just love slash
It´s full of old and familar cliches
I just love slash
Even if my imagination is lacking some riches
Master Qui-Gon wants his Padawan
And I just can´t blame him
There aren´t hotter imp than young Obi-wan
Looking like a pleasure boy of Outer Rim
I just love slash
This must already be obvious
I just love slash
Some pairs are just so lucious
Remus is a werewolf needing some comfort
Because he he is so shy and serious
Luckily his suffering is going to be short
And now he is sleeping with Sirius
I just love slash
So please write it some more
I just love slash
And I will love You too