Middle of the earth-rap (Parental Advisory Explicit Content)

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Middle of the earth-rap (Parental Advisory Explicit Content)

Viesti Kirjoittaja Bleeding heart »

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*INTRO*

Kertoja: Two Stubid mustache dudes are walking to a Libary of Minas Tirith

Mustache 1: Do you know what the heck is the middle earth? Where is it?

Mustache 2: Its in the middle of the earth! Stupid! HAHAHAA

Mustache 1: Man *PIIP* s*ck my *piip* you *PIIP Bi...

Mustache 2:Look theres the Libary.

Mustache 1:And theres the strip club for gays. Gayras Tirith

Mustache: Shut the *piip* up and come we have to check that lplace before the *piip*

Kertoja: So those two dudes go to the libary. They walk in to the place where is the map of the Middle earth and some history books and geography books too. Damn to *piip* much brainwork.

Mustache 1: So that is Midddle earth.

Mustache 2: Yeah isn't that beatiful.

Mustache 1: Do you mean that Flie's *piip* on that map

Mustache 2: Damn you you stubid Idiot. I mean the map.

Mustache 1: Oh... Lets ask more from that kid over there

Mustache 2: Hey kid.

Blitzkrieg: Yo you wanna know you *piip*

Mustache dudes: YES!

Blitzkrieg: okey

I supposed to be Hobbit! But i dont live i Shire.
I supposed to be Elf but i have F*cking Mortal life
I supposed to dwarf but im too big
I supposed to wizard, but i cant do magic, like curse your d*ck
I supposed to be Nazgul, but hey hey theyre are cool but i cant ride a horse. (Damn you Blitzkrieg are such a loser) Shut the F*ck up. Horses are cute, when you burn them with torches.

Chorus
(Hey what is that place on that map)
Its the middle earth! Idionoid
(im a tourist looking for some tourist location cr*p)
And i am crazy *ss licking paranoid!
(why is it called Middle Earth Blitzie?)
Because its the Earth in the middle
(Oh very good anwser Blitzie)
I dont have any good explenation you litlle Beatle

F*cked up place with a f*cked up names.
Rohan, Gondor
Eriador, mordor
Lost kindom Arnorin
and some motherf'cking Arthedain
Minhiriath and enedwaith
and Gondors town Minas Tirith
I dont get those names.
Even own languages.
This is world with many suprises
Like Gandalf the Grey with his magic f*cking rockets
Hobbits live in the shire, and Sauron in the country of mordor
This supposed to be peaceful country, before Mordor
Sauron came, made the master ring.
And the f*cking war of middle earth begin
Sauron lost, Isildur took the ring
And the orcs seeking for revenge slayed the king.
(To bad why he didn't destroy the ring)
Because he start to like that and wanted to f*ck it and put it to his p*nis not to his f*cking finger ping.

Chorus

The WAR... THE PEACe... SAUROn... MR KISS HIS *SS CRACK YOU ARE GUILTY! DIE!
YOU DESTROYT THE PEACE YOU FILTHY!
SARUMAN IS YOUR B*CH RIGHT!
OH THAT MUST BE GOING HIGH
MR. BAD GUY... MR WHITE GUY AND DARKNESS BLACK N*GGA
HAHAA THATS FUNNY.
THIS WAR IS BECOMING BLOODY!
Chorus

*Outro*

Blitzkrieg: You get it?

Mustache 1: Allright! But im still thinking that the fly's *piip* is the middle earth. guy!

Blitzkrieg: You dum *piiiiiip* You deserve only this!

Mustache 1: What put that knife away! Wait... WAIT!! AAAARGHHH!!

Mustache 2: I know what is this place... Erhm... Bye Bye.. *piip*

Blitzkrieg: Well that was relaxing. Damn i need a *piip* bear.

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Re: Middle of the earth-rap (Parental Advisory Explicit Content)

Viesti Kirjoittaja Aralas »

Hei, täähän on hyvä! Ideakin tuli selväksi, kun jaksoi vain ottaa sanakirjan esiin...

Paljoa muuta ei nyt oikein ole, toi "Gayras Tirith" sai kyllä repeämään pahasti xD

Lähdenkin tästä nyt möllidiskoon, siitä huono komma.....
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